In the 1970s my aunt and uncle, who had the “money” in the family bought a car that talked to them. A velvety voice told them to buckle up, lock their doors, and when it was time to get gasoline. After a month my uncle, old fashioned farm boy that he was, opened the hood, found the wires and put an end to “Harriet”. She never spoke again. No one missed her, least of all my uncle.
Imagine getting a coffee pot that talked to you. You get up in the morning place your order with the coffee pot and magically it all happens. Well it is real with the Primula Coffee maker. Yep, girls and boys it is called…The Speak and Brew.

Shhh…it talks to you.
I don’t know. I think you almost have to be a morning person to deal with this. I am a morning person and I am pretty sure a gabby coffee pot would draw rapid fire some mornings. I haven’t heard the voice, or what the options are…so I can’t tell you… Personally, I think that while it could be irritating, there is also a lot of potential. I mean who can turn down a coffee maker with a voice like Sean Connery or Barry White that tells you you are looking fine? Ladies, imagine walking into the kitchen and hearing, “Hey baby, I am hot for you.”
See the potential there?
I thought so.
Anyway, it is just under $80. Definitely worth a look - or a listen. I am just hoping it isn’t like those stuffed animals a decade ago that were programmed to “learn” and take their cues from your conversation. I am not sure I am ready for a coffee pot that develops its own personality.
image:SXC (photoshopped by me)